Tyler's vocabulary is really taking off and lately these phrases come out of his mouth that are just hilarious to hear from a two year old.  I wanted to share a couple here:
1.  Over the weekend Tyler wanted to go outside and I told him to let me finish up the breakfast dishes and then we'll go.  While I was doing that he got busy coloring and when I finished I asked him if he wanted to go outside yet and he said "No, I'm coloring".  I told him we better go now before it gets too hot to be outside and he answered with 
"Mom, give me a break!"2.  A few nights ago, I was trying to get Tyler's pajamas on him and he just wasn't settling down.  He kept wiggling and trying to run away.  I kept saying something like the quicker I get you dressed, the quicker you can go (out of the bathroom). Finally he stopped, looked right at me and said 
"What are you talking about Mommy?"  I guess he didn't quite understand my long explanation on why he was suppose to hold still.
I suppose these are phrases I have said at one point or another, but it is just hilarious when it comes out of your two year old!